- Percy Pringle III - Paul Bearer
- Since 2005, and over 800 entries, the orginal purpose of this BLOG has never changed. I consider it to be a personal letter from me to my extended family of fans, supporters, and friends. I ALWAYS encourage your emails, comments, suggestions, and questions. Be Blessed! ~Percy
Sunday, May 08, 2005
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
I had orignally planned on a mushy, Mother's Day tribute here today. But after some thought, I am confident that the Mothers in my life know exactly how I feel about them. So I changed my mind and opted for a more light-hearted BLOG on this special day dedicated to Mother's around the world. I wish you all a very fine day!
Hilarious Words of Motherly Wisdom:
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"
MONA LISA'S MOTHER
"After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"
HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER
"Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!"
"I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher.You still could have written!"
"Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children?Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
"All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!"
"Now, George, remember what I told you -- don't go biting off more than you can chew!"
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER
"Again with the stove pipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
"I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney, but you're starting to look a little purple."
"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be?"
"I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?"
LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER
"Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more spiders around here!"
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER
"But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"
"That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the last three days."
"Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths?"
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"